Feb 7 -
I am sorry if I wake up on Valentines day and neglect to buy you flowers or chocolates or take you out to dinner. It doesn’t mean I don’t love you or that you don’t mean the world to me or that I don’t see a future with you because I do…one with jetpacks! I just really think the whole idea is pretty lame and i’d rather build you a raft with my bare hands and sail it out onto the harbour the next day when it’s not valentines day. That way we can picnic on the water and kiss in the sun without single people peering through the windows with a disgusted yet lonely look their faces. Is that cool?
